These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is
detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children
while walking to the first tee.
"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for
himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns
his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last
year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his
career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so
successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new
cars as a gift."
The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock
brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock
portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they
have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son
turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser,
and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he
must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a
brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."
