We all know how Cinderella wanted to go to the ball but her wicked
stepmother wouldn't let her and then the fairy godmother pops up and gives
Cinderella some good news: The fairy godmother tells Cinderella that she will
provide for her everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on 2
conditions. Cinderella asks what she needs to do and the fairy godmother
replies, "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella's mouth drops
open and says, "You must be crazy! I'm on the pill, and I don't need to
wear a diaphragm." The fairy godmother reminds Cinderella about all the
handsome princes that will be attending the ball that night, and Cinderella
agrees to wear a diaphragm. "Well, what's the second condition?" Cinderella
asked. The fairy godmother replies, "You must be back home by 2:00 AM.
Well, Cinderella explains that if she's gonna go party with the princes, she
wants to be out all night long. The fairy godmother tells Cinderella that if
she's not home by 2AM, then her diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin and reminds
her that at least she'll be with the princes most of the evening, so Cinderella
agrees to be home at 2AM...
At 2AM, Cinderella doesn't show up...3AM, no Cinderella...4AM, no
Cinderella...finally, at 5AM, Cinderella shows up at the door with a huge grin
on her face.
The fairy godmother stands up and looks at Cinderella and says,
"Where the hell have you been? Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a
pumpkin 3 hours ago!!!" Cinderella tells the fairy godmother that she met
a prince and he took care of it for her. The fairy godmother wonders about a
prince with this type of power and asks Cinderella his name to which she
replies, "I can't remember, but it was Peter Peter something or
other...."
